Frankenstein's Monster Announces Presidential Bid

After months of speculation the reform party has announced its choice for a new Presidential candidate; Frankenstein's monster. A team of researchers working around the clock for the reform party finally managed to revive the creature with high voltage only last week, and party representatives have expressed 'real excitement' about his prospects.
"The monster is clearly the most vibrant candidate we've ever fielded, " noted Roger Roundly, nominal head of the reform party. "Of all the prospective candidates for the next election, he's clearly the most intelligent and articulate. Also, as the success of the Swartzenegger governorship has shown, people are tired of wimpy candidates. Ours is anything but. Just the other day he strangled one of his doctors to death with one hand! How's that for a tough guy?!"
Party officials admit that the need to keep the monster restrained with chains during his appearances may hurt his credibility, but only slightly. They feel his "Bush-like" grammar will lend him considerable weight when addressing the American people.
"Right now he's pushing a 'fire bad, friend good' platform, but as time goes on the message will evolve," Roundly continued. "We think the people are smart enough to see the core issue the monster is addressing. That issue is 'hey, I'm a horrible amalgam of dead body parts that will come to your home and mangle you if you don't vote for me'. And that's a message everyone can unite behind!"